Review: Tasty Twist

Posted by Sarahbear on November 6, 2009

Since this is my first post for this blog, I thought I should start it off on a good note and review a product that is currently one of my favorites. Tasty Twist is a ‘oral-gasm’ enhancer made by Jelique Products. It’s basically a light, creamy lotion that adds a little tingle and a lot of flavor to oral sex.

I purchased this product several months ago at an adult toy party. Phallicity and I had already used a cupcake flavored lubricant before, so I was positive we’d enjoy the Butter Cream Icing flavor. It was one of the easiest products to try first because Phallicity would rather perform oral sex than do anything else with his time. You can use Tasty Twist for blow jobs too, so don’t worry, I got to play a bit too.

Almost immediately after applying this cream to my, ahem, clitoris, I started to feel the tingling sensation. It definitely delivers a nice addition to oral stimulation. It’s great for manual stimulation as well, though it seems like a waste since you miss out on the flavor.

One of the best things about this stuff, besides the flavor and tingle, is that it doesn’t dry out and get sticky like some lubes can. A few days ago, Phallicity and I were watching some episodes of Cowboy Bebop and the mood just hit us. The mood tends to strike us a lot when we’re watching anime. We had already fooled around a little earlier that day so things weren’t as sensitive as usual. We grabbed our Tasty Twist and I started to work my magic. Since my nose was clogged up from my cold, I had to keep stopping to catch my breath. It’s hard to give a good blow job when you can’t breath through your nose.

Desensitized + frequent stops for catching my breath = the world’s longest blow job ever. Eventually we just took care of it manually, but even with the near hour we were going at it, it never got sticky. It even stayed nice and slick for the hand job.

The only bad thing I can think of with flavored lubes is the sweet taste makes semen taste really, really salty. Like worse than it usually tastes. Ya know how if you eat ice cream or cake and then try to drink sweet tea, the sweet tea tastes like it has no sugar in it at all? Well, that’s kinda how it works. You get use to that sweetness and then all of the sudden there’s this thick, salty taste that’s a little more unpleasant than usual.

All in all, Tasty Twist is my favorite flavored lube. It’s lasted us a long time and we’ve still got plenty left to use in the future. I’ll probably wind up buying more in the Mint Chocolate Chip flavor when we finally run out.

Here’s my review for Eden’s.

*photograph snagged from www.cheaplubes.com

FTC Statement: I purchased this product and decided to review it.