Review: Fascinator Posh Throe

Posted by Sarahbear on March 10, 2010

Fascinator Posh Throe

I don’t know if you’ve heard yet, but I learned to squirt a few months ago. I started using folded up towels to protect the bed from getting soaked, but I was starting to get tired of all the extra laundry. When you squirt all over three or four towels you can’t just hang them on the shower rod and re-use them, ya know? I kept going back and forth about buying a throe. They are kind of pricey and I wasn’t really sure it would be worth it. Then my husband and I decided to go to a bed and breakfast for our anniversary and I told him I did not want to explain to the owners why we were going through all of their towels every day, nor did I want to soak the really expensive looking bedding in our gorgeous room. It was decided. I bought the purple Fascinator Posh Throe by Liberator from EdenFantasys.

The first thing I noticed was that the throe was not black and purple, it was solid purple! Some people might be a little upset by this, but I kind of prefer it this way. One side is made of this soft, smooth, velvety, plushy microfiber in a deep purple hue. The other side is a smooth, shiny satin in a lighter shade of purple. There’s a layer sewn into the middle that feels like it’s a plastic tarp. It’s just a thin, waterproof fabric. The throe crunches a but when you’re moving it around but it isn’t really distracting and it doesn‘t make it uncomfortable at all. Sometimes it can be a bit cold to lay on, but most blankets are until your body heats them up. All of the edges are trimmed with the purple plush too. It just looks like a really pretty blanket so no one will wonder what your using it for. Well, unless they think it’s so pretty and they go touch it. Then they might give you a weird look and say ‘why is there a plastic liner in this thing?’ I would just tell them it’s for sex but if that’s too embarrassing for you, you could always tell them you have a bed-wetting problem. Seriously though, if you’re concerned about discretion you can fold it up and store it in a drawer or the linen closet.

The next thing I noticed is that this thing is huge! When I think of a throw I think of the little afghans or mini-blankets people throw over the backs of rocking chairs. The Fascinator Posh Throe is 71” long and 54” wide. I have a queen-sized bed and it stretches out to completely cover the top of the mattress. You would have to train your squirting muscles in the Olympics to land outside of the edges. Seriously. Despite the size, it can be folded up and tucked into a suit case for easy travel. We took ours along on our anniversary trip last month and it was fine. Though we did have an entire suitcase dedicated to just our sex toys. Even so, I’m sure you could find a way to fit it in your suitcase.

It’s completely waterproof, er, uh… sex-proof. It does not matter how messy your sex gets. Lube splatters? Sperm? Female ejaculate? Massage oils? Whipped cream and chocolate sauce? None of it’s going to bleed through to your mattress, or anywhere else you want to have sex. Drape it over the couch or a chair. Lay it down over the carpet. Anywhere you don’t want messy sex residue soaking into the soft surfaces, use the throe. Once your done with your fun, messy, delicious sex just wad the throe up and chunk it in the laundry hamper. Wash it when you do the rest of the laundry. Make sure to wash it cold with similar colors (lights, darks, whites…) and dry it on -low- heat. If you use regular heat you risk melting the inner liner and you don’t want to do that. The throe is far too expensive and far too valuable to ruin it on something as silly as laundering instructions. If you don’t have time to wait on a low-heat dry (say, if you don’t own a washer/dryer in your home or something) just hang it over a shower rod or something to dry. Take care of your investment!

Whether you’re having messy sex or masturbating, Fascinator Posh Throe is a necessity. Believe me. You want one.

FTC Statement: I purchased this product myself and am reviewing it because it rocks.