Not everyone has a brass bed to weave restraints around when we want to be tied up, or tie our partner up. Some of us have solid headboards, hell some of us don’t have headboards at all. Fortunately the geniuses at Sportsheets thought of this and designed an Under the Bed Restraint System!

I know, right!

Chad and I had really been looking into purchasing a set, so when Babeland offered me the chance to review them I jumped at the opportunity.

The Under the Bed Restraint System comes in the typical, easy open clam-shell packaging. On the back are diagrams of two different ways you can set them up with your bed. It literally takes no time to do and the design of this thing is brilliant. The entire thing is shaped like a huge “H”, with two long, adjustable straps and one short strap in the center connecting them.

How do you set it up?

Lift your mattress. If you’ve got a boxspring you’ll lie it flat across the top of it. If not, do the same on the floor, or wherever you’ve got your bed set up. Stretch out the straps however you want and lay your mattress back on top of it. That’s it! Each strap, including the connector, is 60” long. The four straps that peek out from between the mattress are adjustable too, so it should literally fit any bed. If you’re in a college dorm with a twin size mattress or if you’ve got that giant circle bed that Shaq has, you should be able to use this restraint system with your bed. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous you could probably even rig it up under a couch or something.

The straps are made from nylon webbing with plastic adjusters, similar to those on a backpack. You can make them shorter or longer very easily, which is why the Under the Bed Restraint System is so versatile. On the end of each of the four straps is a loop made from the same nylon webbing with a sturdy metal key ring to hook the cuffs to. There are four cuffs made from neoprene, nylon webbing and velcro.  The inner lining of the cuffs is made from the neoprene, which is suppose to be sweat proof and water proof. It feels a lot like a soft, plushy velvet. It’s about two inches wide and maybe eight inches long. On the top of that layer, in the very center, a strip of nylon webbing with the female side of the velcro is sewn on, adding four more inches to the cuff. In the center of the cuff there’s a small section of the webbing left unsewn where another sturdy metal key ring is connected.  On that key ring there is a metal hook, similar to the kind on a dog leash, that can be connected to the straps under the bed. There is also a small “Sportsheets” logo tag sewn onto each cuff, which is very subtle and not distracting at all. You get four of these cuffs.

The wonderful thing about the restraint set is that you don’t even have to use the cuffs that came with it. You can use any cuffs you already own. Since the hook is connected with a key ring rather than a D-ring or O-ring, you can move them from the cuffs to the straps so that you can connect your own cuffs to the restraint system. Though the cuffs are pretty sturdy, if you’re into more hardcore type bondage you may want to use your own cuffs. You can move the straps around the mattress and adjust them according to your needs.  Probably the most wonderful thing about the restraints is that when you’re not using them you can simply tuck the straps and cuffs up underneath your mattress. They’ll be completely hidden from sight. No need to worry about your parents, kids or preacher knowing you like to be tied up. When you’re ready to play again, just slip them out from under the mattress and get the party started.

I have really enjoyed using ours. Whether you’re into hardcore bondage or you just want to try something new, you should go pick up an Under the Bed Restraint System from Babeland.

FTC Statement: This product was provided to me free of charge by Babeland in exchange for my unbiased opinion.

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