Review: Eroscillator 2 plus

Posted by Sarahbear on January 27, 2012

I remember drooling over this product for months as I read review after review about how amazing it was. That Christmas (about two years ago), I splurged and finally bought myself an Eroscillator. I intended to review it shortly after purchase, because I just knew it was going to be amazing, but I was initially let down by it. I had built up these expectations about it because of all the hype, spent $140 bucks plus shipping on it, and once I had it pressed to my clit I found myself feeling like I had wasted a ton of money.

Don’t stop reading yet! I promise it gets better.

Eroscillator 2 Plus

At first, I toyed around with the different heads. I was trying to figure out what I liked the most. Sometimes I got off. Sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes there was way too much stimulation. Sometimes there wasn’t enough. Then my sex drive took a nose dive, and I stuck it in my nightstand drawer for almost a year. I couldn’t be bothered to use any of my toys on a regular basis, let alone one that seemed like a crap shoot. Fast forward to the new year. I cleaned out my toy box and got rid of a bunch of things I didn’t like, but I held onto the Eroscillator because I wanted to give it another shot. The fact that I paid cash for it also contributed heavily to my desire to keep it around. One afternoon, when I had the house to myself and woke up very horny after a nap, I decided it was time for the Eroscillator to show me it was worth keeping.

That afternoon, I had one of the most intense orgasms I have ever had.

I’ve mentioned before, perhaps not here, that my weight affected my sexual function. A lot of fat people are capable of having very active, wonderful and pleasurable sex lives. I was capable of sex, but where my fat deposited itself… really got in the way of my pleasure zones. Who would imagine that you could have fatty labia? Now that I’ve lost weight, everything is way more sensitive and responsive to stimulation.

I’m supposed to be reviewing the Eroscillator though. It’s basically an electric toothbrush, at least as far as the way it functions. Most vibrators have a motor inside that creates this buzzing, intense vibration that sort of jackhammers your clitoris. The Eroscillator has attachable heads that move back and forth, very quickly, which mimics the way your fingers or a tongue might move (if they had a powerful motor behind them). It may not sound like a huge difference, but it is.

Believe me.

The one I ordered came with 3 different heads, with 6 separate sides. So each attachment had different textures on either side of it. The first is called “Ball and Cup” and it’s pretty self explanatory, if you look at the name. One side is a rounded ball with three raised nubs, the other is a shallow cup shaped hole.

Ball and Cup

Ball and Cup

The second is “Grapes and Cockscomb”, another self explanatory attachment. One side is shaped like a cluster of grapes and the other has prongs, like a comb, though there is no space between them.

Grapes and Cockscomb

Grapes and Cockscomb

The other attachment is the “Golden Spoon”. One side is shaped like a spoon, with a very small raised nub on the inside tip, the other is a flat disc with nine raised nubs in an oval shape.

Golden Spoon

Golden Spoon

Each attachment has a unique sensation when it’s being used and there are several other attachments you can purchase separately or with the upgraded version of the Eroscillator. I can hardly handle the intensity of the first setting on the original Eroscillator, so I’m just going to invest in the extras later on. I did have the fingertip attachment, which was really awesome. It needed more lubricant than the others, but the marshmallow texture felt really good. Somehow it got punctured and I’ll have to buy a new one though.

If you had asked me last year about the Eroscillator, I’d have told you not to waste your money. Now I find myself reaching for it all the time. I think I’ve used it three times this past week alone. Of course, the fact that it has a plug is pretty useful (the cord is like 12 feet long on this thing, so no worries about not being able to find an outlet close enough to where you need to use it.) I don’t have to worry about whether or not I’ve charged the battery or if the batteries are going to die in the middle of my orgasm. I just plug it up behind my nightstand and tuck it into the top drawer, so it’s easy to grab whenever I want to use it. I guess you can plainly see that if you asked me today if you should get an Eroscillator, I would drive you to the store myself and put it in your cart.

Unfortunately, I can’t be with everyone as their personal shopper, but I can direct you to EdenFantasys to pick one up for yourself.