Whirly available at Vibrator.com for $36.00

I keep telling myself to stop looking at toys and judging them before I try them. Then I wind up scrunching my nose up at something when I take it out of the package. This time I couldn’t let it sit in my drawer for a month because I promised to review it so you lovely people would have another way to enter my Summer Splash Giveaway.

The Whirly has pretty much convinced me that any and every dildo made by Fun Factory is worth it’s weight in gold. Fuck that. They’re worth my weight it gold (and I weigh 257 lbs, y’all). I mean it. Sure, it looks like a dolphin and sometimes faces on toys weird people out, but that g-spot curve. Oh man. This is actually smaller than the Scrudy, despite every single picture I can find online depicting the opposite. It’s 5 3/4″ long (4 3/4″ insertable) and it’s 1 1/2″ in diameter. I thought I was a size queen, but I think I’m just a dildo fanatic.

Like the Scrudy, it’s got an indention on the base that works like a suction cup. As long as you wet the base it will stick to the wall and hold on forever. I managed to sneak it into the shower with me along with a bottle of water-based lube today. Once I figured out a good height to slap that sucker onto the wall, I lubed it up, bent over and went to town. I’m lazy about jilling off. I don’t have the patience or the arm endurance to fuck myself to orgasm. It’s a hell of a lot easier to just suction a dildo to something and work against it. And it feels amazing. The dolphin’s nose is curved up and it hits your g-spot like it’s preforming for a crowd at Sea World. I only wish that you could use silicone lube with it. Water-based lube rinses off under the shower head, but the friction of the small, smooth toy is still nice. It’s made of the same sort of silicone the Scrudy is, with that modeling clay texture.

This is another one of Fun Factory’s dildos that has a triangular flared base, making it anal safe and harness-compatible. It’s relatively slender and it tapers slowly from it’s nose so it would probably be a great beginner friendly anal toy. Just be sure to sanitize it between holes and/or partners. You don’t want to transfer fecal matter into your vagina. Let it sit in a 10% bleach solution or boil it to get rid of the germs or use a condom over it. If it’s just you using this bad boy and only vaginally? Warm water and antibacterial soap or a commercial toy cleaner will work just fine to clean it. You might have to break out the toothbrush for the eyes and flippers, but it’s relatively easy to clean. Only water-based lube. Silicone lube will degrade the material of the Whirly, and you don’t want that.

It’s a really cute, fun toy that would be great for beginners. The fun colors and shape are less intimidating and more discreet. It’s an excellent choice for g-spotting and p-spotting. The material is safe, easy to care for and it’s made by a reliable company. It’s very reasonably priced for such high quality silicone. Want one of your own? Enter to win it in my Summer Splash Giveaway. There are two other Fun Factory choices if this isn’t your pick. If you don’t win the giveaway and you still want one, you can pick it up at Vibrator.com. They’ve got a huge selection of Fun Factory toys so I’m sure you’ll find something you like.

FTC Statement: I purchased this toy and reviewed it to promote my contest and because it’s fucking awesome.